LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

easysurvive.net [1.20.4]

247server, afk protection, bedrock, Community, cross-platform, crossplay, Economy, friendly-atmosphere, Geyser, Geysermc, Grief, Grief Prevention, Griefing, Marriage, MCMMO, Minigames, Mob Arena, Mobarena, no gambling, no loot crates, no swearing, noswearing, Paper, play anywhere, Raiding, smp, Survival, tnt grief healing, Towny, Vampires, VAULT

easysurvive.net is a Cross-platform, Survival, Towny and Minigames server where our first priority is making sure our players have the best time possible!

CROSS PLATFORM MADE FOR EVERY PLAYER.(Bedrock) port 25565

NO CHAT SPAM FOR PAID PRODUCTS. (We like it that way)NO GAMBLING.NO LOOT CRATE/BOXES EVER.NO SWEARING.

———-KEY FEATURES———*Survival (1.20.4) ViaVersion enabled for newer clients*MCMMO*Economy Player And Server Driven*Minigames Such as Mob Arena*Towny, Own And live In a Town*Vampires*Marriage*Play Anywhere *12hr afk for default users*No Swearing or Profanity for a friendly atmosphere*2 Homes can be set as a default Survivalist

Raid the wilds and its inhabitants to become feared and respected.Or Move into a town and be a member of a actual virtual community.

The choice is yours how you’ll enjoy our server so discover your own path on easysurvive.net!

normal grief is never undone along with buildings to ensure story continuity! (tnt grief heals)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4173	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Zurve SMP: Where you can parkour in vehicles, dig up fossils, and get paid for it! Join now for free ranks!

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Welcome to Zurve Minecraft server!

Jobs \| Ranks \| Very new server it’s a work in progress!

Server Information
IP Address: Zurve.mcserv.fun
Latest Minecraft Version: 1.20.4

Join us in Discord: Discord

We strive to create a laid back friendly atmosphere where players can have a lot of fun and enjoy the game at their own pace.

Features:

Free Ranks
Kits
Crates
Jobs
Land Claiming
MCMMO
Slimefun
Parkours
Vehicles
Fossils and Artifacts
Multiple Worlds

FAQs:

1. How can I earn money in the server?

You can earn money by joining various jobs available in the game. You can also win money through crates and completing parkours.

2. How can I claim land in the server?

You can use a Golden Shovel to claim land. You receive 500 claim blocks hourly and can earn more claim blocks in the future through different ways.

3. What is the benefit of ranking up in the server?

Ranking up unlocks more features and abilities for the player, such as setting more set homes and unlocking different vehicles and shops.

4. What is Slimefun and how does it work?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds various items and features to the game. Players can explore these new additions and have fun with them in the server.

5. Are there different worlds in the server?

Yes, there are different worlds available in the server including a Peaceful World with no monsters, a Monster World with all mobs, and a Flatland World with all monsters.

6. How can I access creative mode in the server?

You can access creative mode by reaching the highest tier crate rank that allows you to have creative mode for free.

7. Can I participate in parkours in the server?

Yes, there are parkours available in the server where you can win keys for crates as well as money.

8. How can I join different jobs in the server?

You can join all jobs available in the server to earn money by participating in various activities in the game.

9. Are there any special items to collect in the server?

Players can find Fossils and Artifacts while mining ores in the server, adding a unique and interesting aspect to gameplay.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FunnyCraft – LOLs and Llamas in Minecraft! Join Us Now for Epic Adventures! #1 Fun Server!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join our FFXIV Edition server for the ultimate gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.

Early access? Check. Release date? Check. In-game events that will blow your mind? Double check! We’ve got everything you need to have a fantastic time in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t even get me started on the crazy meetups we have planned. From Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, you’ll never be bored with the events we have in store.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server today and get ready for the gaming experience of a lifetime. Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Da Cabrere: Vanilla like vanilla ice cream, but with more creepers and less sprinkles.

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Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

To join, you will have to be in our discord server and make a request! Add me on discord – Jaylowa and i’ll send you the link.

This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server only for players in Australia?	No, players from other countries are also allowed to join.
Do you have /tp or /spawn commands?	No, there is no /tp or /spawn commands on this server.
Are cracked players allowed on the server?	No, cracked players are not welcome on this server.
How can I join the server?	You will need to be in the discord server and make a request to join.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, you can make suggestions in the discord server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OverdoseCraft – The only Minecraft server where the only thing you overdose on is fun and creativity! Join now for a high like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where our players are so addicted to the game, they’re willing to risk their lives for a chance to keep playing! Want to experience the rush of trying to mine diamonds while on the verge of passing out from an overdose? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and fighting off zombies? With our server, the possibilities are endless (and slightly dangerous).

So come on over and join us for a game that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you take one of those “special” pills we don’t recommend). You won’t regret it (but your doctor might)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5868
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BootyCraft – The land of big booty looty! Join ‘Phantom’ for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

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Oh, you haven’t heard of our legendary Minecraft server? Well let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks. And believe it or not, the rollercoaster actually worked! You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve ridden a diamond rollercoaster, trust me.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with talking mushrooms. Yes, you heard me right, talking mushrooms! They’ll tell you jokes, give you tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and even challenge you to mushroom dance-offs.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster, and have deep conversations with fungi? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, and we guarantee you’ll never want to leave once you join. Join today and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3152	Enchantments Applied:	103
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SoaringSurvival

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» Daily Quests Earn rewards for killing mobs, placing blocks, and more!

» Vote Rewards Want to help support us while helping yourself? You got it.

» Skills Want to gain more health? Need to jump higher? Level up those skills!

» Events

Want to show off your cool building skills? Need to show that you’re the best seeker? We have your back.

» Friendly Community We’re all friends here. If you don’t feel welcome, let us know and we’ll solve that problem.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Silvermons: Where the Pixelmon wear fancy hats and participate in weekly talent shows!

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Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Game Version	Minecraft 1.16.5 with Pixelmon Reforged
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link to Modpack)

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.
What is the level cap on the server?	The server has a custom level cap that players can progress through.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on Silvermons?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that values fair gameplay for all players.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, the server hosts Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats for players to enjoy.
How can I become a Gym Leader or participate in Player Gyms?	Players can apply to become Gym Leaders and participate in the unique Player Gyms system on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	624
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InstaCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Cooperative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Imaginative, multiplayer, No Griefing, No pvp, non-competitive, Peaceful, player interaction, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, unique gameplay, Virtual Economy, virtual world

Hypixel	InstaCraft
Large player base	Small friendly community
Wide variety of mini-games	Normal survival gameplay
Active forums and community events	Player-run economy
Regular updates and new content	Player vs Environment focus
Land claim system to protect against griefing	Grief-free and theft-free gameplay

FAQ:

Which server has a larger player base?: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to InstaCraft.
What type of gameplay is available on InstaCraft?: InstaCraft offers normal survival gameplay with a focus on player vs environment.
What features does Hypixel have to protect against griefing?: Hypixel has a land claim system in place to protect players against griefing.
Which server has a more community-oriented feel?: InstaCraft has a small, friendly community compared to the larger, more competitive community on Hypixel.
Does InstaCraft have regular updates and new content?: InstaCraft may not have as frequent updates as Hypixel, but it offers a stable player-run economy and a grief-free environment.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwedeSeducer’s Minecraft Mania: Seduce Swedish girls while building in a blocky world full of memes and fun!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Imagine this: you join our server and immediately you’re surrounded by Swedish girls who are just waiting to be seduced by your Minecraft skills. Build them a house made out of meatballs and lingonberry sauce and watch as they fall head over heels for you. Trust us, this is the only Minecraft server where seducing Swedish girls is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start enchanting those Swedish beauties with your redstone wizardry!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creepers wear sunglasses and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the wackiness of our world that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you wishes (as long as it involves more Minecraft playtime, of course)!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Details
SMP Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Server Goal	Transparent and welcoming community
Plugins	Handpicked for performance and mapping
Community	Over 250 members and growing
Website	perfectumsmp.com

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.

Can I join the server?

Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.

Does the server have events?

Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.

How can I stay updated on community news?

Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.

Is there a server map available?

Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

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Come join our Minecraft server where we claim to be a hardcore gaming board, even though 99% of our players have never and could never clear a single arcade game! We like to keep things interesting by throwing in unexpected challenges and obstacles to test your skills. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every pixelated corner. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

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Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Step by step instructions	Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
Claiming	Protect your builds by claiming them
Whitelisting	Ensure safety by whitelisting players
Contests	Participate in server contests
Sweet environment	Join wholesome people and enjoy a friendly atmosphere

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FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for step by step instructions on how to get started.

Q: Are there any protections for my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

Q: How can I ensure safety on the server?

A: Players are whitelisted to ensure safety on the server.

Q: Are there any community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host contests and events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I expect a friendly environment on the server?

A: Yes, you will find wholesome people and a friendly atmosphere on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!