Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where we mine diamonds and leak Metal Gear Rising screenshots!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where we mine diamonds and leak Metal Gear Rising screenshots!
    Looking for some epic Minecraft adventures that are more mysterious than a leaked Metal Gear Rising 2 screenshot? Well, look no further! Our server is so top-secret, even the leakers can’t find it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a Metal Gear Solid 6 directed by a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Are They Like This?

    Crafty Creepers: Are They Like This?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even a few golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not that last part, but they’re still pretty cool).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while grooving to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

    DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills
    Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Chromatica: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Skeletons Unionize

    Chromatica: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Skeletons Unionize

    Chromatica SMP Overview

    Server Name: Chromatica SMP
    Version: Vault Hunters Version 3
    Start Date: February 2024
    Server Features: – Server-wide farms– Worldspawn area with shops– Additional mods for quality of life

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join Chromatica SMP?

    To join Chromatica SMP, please join our Discord server at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq to obtain the IP address and login details.

    2. What is the goal of the Vault Hunters modpack?

    The goal of Vault Hunters is to collect 25 unique artifacts to unlock the final vault and complete it without dying to beat the game.

    3. What additional mods are available on Chromatica SMP?

    Additional mods such as Easier Sleeping, Quick Leaf Decay, and TP Master have been added for quality of life improvements.

    4. Is there a transportation hub on the server?

    Yes, the server includes a transportation hub for player use in the worldspawn area.

    5. How can I contact Chromatica SMP staff for questions?

    You can contact the staff via our Discord server. Join at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel

    CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel
    Server Hypixel CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
    Language English Spanish
    Community Size One of the largest Minecraft servers, with millions of players Smaller community, but growing with a focus on Spanish-speaking players
    Game Modes Offers a wide variety of popular game modes May have fewer game modes, but may have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
    Ping Generally has low ping and smooth gameplay due to server size and resources Ping may vary based on server location and resources, depending on the size of the community
    Support Provides robust support and regular updates due to its large team and resources Support may vary based on server resources and availability of the staff

    FAQ:

    Question Hypixel CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
    Is the server primarily in English? Yes Yes
    What is the size of the player community? One of the largest in the Minecraft community Smaller community focused on Spanish-speaking players
    What game modes are offered? Wide variety of popular game modes May have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
    How is the server’s performance in terms of ping? Generally low ping and smooth gameplay Ping may vary based on server location and resources
    Is there strong support and updates on the server? Robust support and regular updates due to large team and resources Support may vary based on server resources and staff availability

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2198

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2198
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have dragons that shoot out rainbow-colored fireballs, unicorns that poop out diamonds, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our upcoming events include a Solo Raid where you have to battle a giant chicken wearing a top hat, and a Co-Op event where you and your friends have to bake a cake while fending off zombie chefs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Crown, who comes with a free SSR (Super Silly Rabbit) that can summon a herd of dancing llamas. And don’t forget about our costume passes – dress your character in the latest fashion trends like Ms. Dangerous, Midnight Strawberry, and White Knight.

    So what are you waiting for? Download our game now on Android, iOS, or PC and join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). See you there!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

    Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

    Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

    Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

    Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

    CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem
    Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

    Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

    In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

    Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

    CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!
    🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

    2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

    – Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

    – Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

    – Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

    – And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

    – Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

    So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

    CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

    PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

    PangaeaEarth Overview

    Description A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
    Map Size Approximately 4k by 4.5k
    Claiming System Towny
    Player Type Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

    With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
    What type of map does PangaeaEarth have? PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
    Is there a claiming system on the server? Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
    What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards? The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Enchantments Applied: 252

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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