Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

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TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	2755	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6495	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	4540

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8370

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8079
Mines Excavated:	1888	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	920010
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Players Killed by Monsters:	9984	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3146	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com