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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4753 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5779 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!