Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5603	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8615	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	898878	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	204

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”