Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8557	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	151
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	8673
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	3470
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2587
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Star Shards Collected:	246
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	2839

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Towns Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	5900	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2264

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!