Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1027
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5775	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	9168
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4551	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7891
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	179

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	667	Crops Grown:	9229
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	735155
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6279	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.