Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4430	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6836
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	146	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Towns Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2882	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Animals Bred:	156	Divine Spears Created:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	96
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8604
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	115	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Animals Bred:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	4078	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.