Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3997	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	172
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	488	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2340	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Emeralds Found:	2228	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	321	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	4096
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	599963
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	564	Buildings Constructed:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Legion MC

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!

Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.

In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.

Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players . Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.

Join our thriving community now!

50% off all ranks and cosmetics in the store !

Store: LegionMC.tebex.io

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8277	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7019

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mine Zinho

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Mine Zinho is a Minecraft Survival server in version 1.20.4, with Grief Defender, Mcmmo, Jobs, ShopGUI, among others. Come play and have fun with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	6549
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	120

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

Adult, Longterm, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place. The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

We Offer:

Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gravity Labs

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server

1v50, Aragorn, Arcade, Archer, battle, Capture, Castles, Ctf, Dwarf, Dwarves, Edoras, Elf, Elves, Empire, Fight, Flag, Gondor, Haradrim, Helmsdeep, Hobbit, Horses, Lobby, Lotr, Middleearth, Minastirith, Monsters, Mordor, Moria, Mumakil, Network, Osgiliath, PvP, Ranger, Rohan, Sauron, Siege, Soldier, War, Waves

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server

Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.

Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!

Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs!

Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!

Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.

Join now with the IP:

– lotr.empirewar.org

– play.empirewar.org

– mc.empirewar.org

Join our Discord server!

https://discord.gg/ydvVkCX

See you soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GxNetwork

Parkour, PvP

Welcome to GXNetwork, the premier PvP practice server designed for Minecraft version 1.20 enthusiasts! Dive into a relentless battlefield where the action never ceases. GXNetwork offers an unparalleled PvP experience, catering to both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike. Engage in epic duels, exhilarating team battles, and intense free-for-alls within our dynamic environment.

Join a vibrant community of PvP aficionados, where competition is fierce and camaraderie runs deep. With our robust ranking system, track your progress, climb the leaderboards, and earn recognition as one of the top fighters on the server. GXNetwork prides itself on balanced gameplay mechanics, ensuring a fair and competitive experience for all participants. From meticulously crafted maps to carefully curated item pools, every aspect of the server is optimized for maximum enjoyment and challenge.

Whether you prefer strategic 1v1 encounters or chaotic group skirmishes, GXNetwork offers a diverse range of PvP modes to satisfy your adrenaline cravings. With regular updates and new content releases, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. Forge alliances, test your skills, and rise to the top in our ever-evolving PvP arena.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and dominate the battlefield? Join GXNetwork today and embark on your journey to PvP supremacy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	3934
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)

Survival

The name of the server is quite self-explanatory. Join today if you crave Minecraft survival! We have some features to enhance the experience, but we keep it semi-vanilla. We have land claims, grief protection (including rollbacks), mcmmo, and economy. You’re gonna love it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

⚔️ Tillage – Modded Medieval Roleplay

Alexsmobs, Backpack, Biomesoplenty, boat, Combat, Create, Custom, Dungeons, Dynamictrees, Economy, Emotecraft, Fairylights, Farmersdelight, Farming, Mca, Medieval, Modded, plane, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Seasons, Ships, smp, Snowy, Supplementaries, Survival, Thirst, Tillage, Xaeros

⚔️ Tillage - Modded Medieval Roleplay Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a medieval modded server,you’ve come to the right place.

Tillage requires a modpack to join.You can find Tillage on Modrinth.

The official server is integrated into the modpack.So you can just download and start playing!There’s a Discord, where players can chat and connect with each other outside of the game. Events and games are regularly held, adding to the fun and relaxed atmosphere of the server. Members can also enter raffles or even be picked as “Player of the Month”!Alex’s MobsBackpackedBetter CombatLand ClaimingBiomes O’ PlentyFarmer’s DelightDynamic TreesEmotecraftFairy LightsMinecraft Comes AliveSerene SeasonsSpice of LifeThirst–150+ Custom Configured Mods.* Modpack is subject to change, and updates.

Tillage on Discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

True SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to True SMP. We are a new survival server that offers a lot of quality of life improvements without taking away from the “True” Minecraft multiplayer experience. Our aim here is to make a friendly community full of involved players and deliver an exciting and fun experience for everyone. Life can be stressful but here you can sit back relax, ease your mind and enjoy some gaming. Interested? Launch Minecraft 1.20.2 and enter the following IP in your multiplayer menu! – JAVA – TrueSMP.mc.gg BEDROCK – 5.62.71.12:22597

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.