Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	131
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ObsidianCraft Cloud

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	6950	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

daily crate rewards, Towny

Plot Creative: 150×150 block plots, monthly changing server spawn built by members

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	753	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HighOrder

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

One Piece Playground [Modded]

Anime, Devilfruits, Haki, Modded, Onepiece, Onepieceserver, PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft ServerIn order to play, you need modpack to join the gameJoin our discord for more info!Discord:

Click Here to Join Discord

Click Here for Modpack

Experience the thrill of One Piece in Minecraft! Our server blends intense PvP battles with exciting PvE challenges. Customize your combat style, unlock powerful moves. Explore iconic One Piece locations turned into battlegrounds with mini-bosses for valuable rewards. our server promises a unique fusion of One Piece adventure and Minecraft magic. Join us for a grand voyage like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Farms Harvested:	947
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4322

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Valley Craft

Cmi, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Itemsadder, Lobby, Modelengine, Multiversecore, Music, Mythicmobs, Plugins, Ranks, Resourcepack, Sound, Survival, Updated, Vanilla, Vulcan, Website

Valley Craft is not just a Minecraft server. Our server’s task is to give players feelings and memories. We are not going to make 10,000 seasons every month, our server will work as long as possible!Since it is very difficult to maintain online on such projects, since over time the regular game gets boring, we create incredible events and release big updates for our server.

What are our advantages?

MC ModelWe mainly buy models on the officialwebsite – McModel, the price for some products reaches $40We have unique mobs, weapons and armor on our server,made absolutely without the use of mods.We use them for our events, as well as for competitions,to give unique things to our players.

WE DO NOT AFFECT THE VANILLA GAME, EVERYTHING IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR EVENTS

PluginsWe have a large variety of paid plugins for you.For example, a plugin for changing the year, an expensive anti-cheat, itemsadder, CMI, HappyHud and much more!

Server resource pack

Since we don’t use mods on the server, we make contentonly with the help of plugins and resource packs! Weight of our resource packreaches 50MB, which is a lot, but it changes a lot of thingsin Game. Adds completely new sounds, you can listen to them inthis video presentation!It also adds new types of textures for elytra, totems andjust adds those same MC Models to the serverand much more!

CompetitionWe have already given away more than 6 Minecraft licenses! The total prize fund for one of our competitions was 5,000 rubles! Have you seen this anywhere on such small projects? So I don’t! You can easily recoup your progress simply by actively playing on the server. Competitions are held as regularly as other events.

Use promo code – PlanetMinecraft to buy a tunnel with a 50% discount!Pomo code is valid until 12/31/23

You can see the rest of the advantages of our project on our website – Valley Craft

Our links:Discord – https://discord.gg/qstXT2DPBGYouTube – www.youtube.com/@ValleyCraft_OfficialTelegram – t.me/valley_craft_officialSite – https://valleycraft-donat.ru/Server map – http://d1.gamely.pro:26144/ or valleycraft-donat.ru/map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LattyCraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Hello, you have found a server worth your time. With the unique and custom features, we have achieved high quality gameplay for each of the gamemodes running on our network. The server has ran for over 3 years and the community consists of many long time players and that has set the server atmosphere to be very friendly and helpful. You will feel welcome as soon as you join in.

Over the 3 years of running the server we have had alot of different gamemodes and approaches on running the server, now, after nearly half year of rebuilding and long days of work, we are ready to open as server network for the first time!

Currently there is 3 gamemodes you can join in and play. The server staff is constantly working on improving the server and adding new features. If you need help, be sure to bother the staff! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	741	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minestars

Prison

Minestars is a new upcoming server that still needs some work to do but is already online because the server is looking for staff. Come, join and help us develop the server faster and even better!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SimpleCraft

Antigrief, best, Bestmcserver, Bestminecraftserver, Creative, Diamond, Diamondeconomy, Dungeon, Economy, Farming, Fun, Griefprevention, HARD, MCMMO, PvP, smp, Spigot, Survival, Togglepvp, Treefeller, Vanilla

SimpleCraft

SimpleCraft is a groundbreaking Minecraft server that offers a truly distinctive gaming experience. It with several features to make gameplay more enjoyable, SimpleCraft is your one stop shop for everything semi-vanilla and creative!

What we offer:

Coming Soon! Diamond Economy Server! Releasing on December 25, 2023 a whole new play style is coming to SimpleCraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MooseValley

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MooseValley is a gaming community of thousands of PvPers, builders, and general gamers. We strive to provide the greatest gaming experience possible, running on top of the line server hardware. With over 1000 slots on 4 different servers we are able to handle any amount of players without lag. Our dedicated staff has over 2 years of experience under their belt, are online to answer your questions any time of the day. With the use of our custom mod ticketing system you’re able to ask questions and get responses in a short amount of time.

MooseValley Provides CUSTOM plugins to enhance PVP and provide a more balanced and quality game play.

– Pick from dozens of customized magical spells! Launch your enemies through the air, bring down lava rain around you, or see through stone to find riches!

MooseValley utilizes a the MCMMO plugin to give players the ability to skill up their defenses, swords attack, fists, and bow.

Play on our custom fully dedicated Battlegrounds server, with game modes such as Survival Games, plus coming soon, Battle Arenas, Spleef, Capture the Flag, and more!

Or, relax for a while on our non-PVP survival server and build a house with some friends!

So come join us, and have a great time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5012	Star Shards Collected:	277
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.