Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Dimension Hops: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Villages Defended: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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