Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 236
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mines Excavated: 1023

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Potions Brewed: 124
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7073 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Potions Brewed: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 179
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Farms Harvested: 937 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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