Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Villages Defended: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Farms Harvested: 573
    Towns Built: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9287
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5405 Dragon Scales Harvested: 319
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Star Shards Collected: 194
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Zombie Dances: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1377 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Ores Mined: 9397 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Crops Grown: 7664 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magic Items Found: 8364
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ores Mined: 1747 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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