Last Life SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	9095	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4843	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2273	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1740	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	New Chunks Explored:	460321
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Emeralds Found:	1521	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	313541
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4