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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1623 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2061 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!