so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Towns Built: 9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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