so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Buildings Constructed: 48

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Towns Built: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 244 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4396 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Emeralds Found: 6379
    Dimension Hops: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Emeralds Found: 5468 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Crops Grown: 5143

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Enchantments Applied: 124
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Farms Harvested: 307 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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