Lands of Schlotl | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Love Letters Sent:	17

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7375	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Emeralds Found:	4640
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	1967
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1685

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7464	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3833	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Star Shards Collected:	218	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2450	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	578563
Farms Harvested:	321	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	203
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	4494
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3481
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15