LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3228
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	884511	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	226366	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	413226	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	689
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.