LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3808	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2478	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	616713
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Mines Excavated:	2957	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	6228
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.