LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	399002	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ores Mined:	5584	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3495	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineVille

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MineVille Network – 1.16

We are a leading Minecraft experience. MineVille is a community based network that values player feedback. We have the following gamemodes!

Skyblock Survival Prison Minigames Anarchy

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Emeralds Found:	1424	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.