LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3921
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Emeralds Found:	4162
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	875	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.