Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyInheritance

adhd, business agreement, business decision, business legacy, business ownership, Business Success, CraftyInheritance, DUI, family business, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, financial strain, financial support, generational business, Small Business, Son

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	756
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

10. Creative Skills, 11. Talent Development, 12. Learning New Skills, 13. Personal Growth, 14. self-improvement, 15. Talent Acquisition, 16. Talent Enhancement, 17. Talent Mastery, 18. Talent Acquisition, 19. Talent Development, 2. Wish, 20. Talent Acquisition., 3. Grasp, 4. Skills, 5. Abilities, 6. Natural Talent, 7. Artistic Talent, 8. Musical Talent, 9. Athletic Ability, Minecraft, smp, talent, TalentlessTurtle

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CreeperCameClose

brush with death, brush with disaster, cheating death, close call, CreeperCameClose, dancing with death, dodging death, escaping the reaper, facing mortality, heart-pounding moment, heart-stopping encounter, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, staring death in the face, survival story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4695
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

beat, blocks, brutality, civilian abuse, civilian safety, Conflict, evacuation, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas militants, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Palestinian, political violence, resistance, StickCraft, violence, War Crimes

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Animals Bred:	114

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	4763	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	497	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7078	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	319
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.