Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4964

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.

attention seeking, Boundaries, breaking the 4th wall, Celebrity, Drama, Fame, Gen, gen z, internet culture, media exposure, online harassment, parasocial relationships, performance art, Performers, privacy invasion, psychological effects, public scrutiny, social media, stage presence, StageCrafters, swatting, throwing stuff, toxic chats

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ores Mined:	7486	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Apocalypse ModArchy

Anarchy, Modpack Forge Anarchy Curseforge Zombie Network Modded Total Performance Uptime Player Experience Gig Horror Server Modarchy DeceasedCraft App Curse Network, Survival

Born 10/4/24, Apocalypse ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.18.2.

A horrifying apocalyptic modpack. Why not make it anarchy!

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/deceasedcraft

Curseforge app is required.

Modded zombie apocalypse anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ultimate Factions

Adventure, Community, competitive, Crates, Custom spawn, Factions, Friends, Fun, Inviting, Jobs, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival, Teleport, Ultimate

Factions server with jobs, quests, crates, random teleport, custom spawn, pvp, play with your friends and join this great community.

Remember that you will get rewards for inviting more players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Void Armor Forged:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!

Active, bedrock, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, family friendly, free, Friendly, java, KapiServer, Mature, Modded, Plugins, PvP, responsive, roam, RUN, Scared, Sheep, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Requirements	You are over 18 years old
	You are an active player

What We Offer:

Features	A completely free world
	A server with 80+ mods including Create and MineColonies
	A pleasant time spent together
	Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the server?

You can join our server by following the link provided above to our Discord server. Once you join, our server host will provide you with the necessary information to join the Minecraft server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. Our rules are posted on our Discord server and in the server chat. Breaking these rules may result in consequences determined by the server host.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our Minecraft server. However, please ensure that they meet the requirements mentioned above and follow the rules of the server.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

While we encourage creativity and freedom in gameplay, we do have some restrictions in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These restrictions may include limitations on griefing, cheating, and inappropriate behavior.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchantments Applied:	210	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

This Is The Way Minecraft Server

audience analysis, audience behavior, audience engagement, audience feedback, audience growth, audience interaction, audience response, audience retention, audience segmentation, brand awareness, Content Creation, cucking, Digital Marketing, few weeks out, marketing strategy, Minecraft, new audience, online presence, Server, social media, way to do it

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, MIA, Mia’s normal pills, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Moretti, Moretti Madness Edition, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, thread theme, video game, visual novel, Wani Hug That Gator

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Baby name, BaguetteCraft, controversy, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, emotional, family, French name, friend conflict, grandmother, heritage, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed heritage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, social norms, tradition, Tribute

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7589	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyInheritance

adhd, business agreement, business decision, business legacy, business ownership, Business Success, CraftyInheritance, DUI, family business, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, financial strain, financial support, generational business, Small Business, Son

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchantments Applied:	173	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

10. Creative Skills, 11. Talent Development, 12. Learning New Skills, 13. Personal Growth, 14. self-improvement, 15. Talent Acquisition, 16. Talent Enhancement, 17. Talent Mastery, 18. Talent Acquisition, 19. Talent Development, 2. Wish, 20. Talent Acquisition., 3. Grasp, 4. Skills, 5. Abilities, 6. Natural Talent, 7. Artistic Talent, 8. Musical Talent, 9. Athletic Ability, Minecraft, smp, talent, TalentlessTurtle

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreeperCameClose

brush with death, brush with disaster, cheating death, close call, CreeperCameClose, dancing with death, dodging death, escaping the reaper, facing mortality, heart-pounding moment, heart-stopping encounter, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, staring death in the face, survival story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

beat, blocks, brutality, civilian abuse, civilian safety, Conflict, evacuation, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas militants, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Palestinian, political violence, resistance, StickCraft, violence, War Crimes

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Emeralds Found:	4451
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6423
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	5662
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1415	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3112	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!