Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	3270
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

BlueDoves

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Bluedoves is a small, kind and relaxing community with lots of friendly players.

■ Towny Economy! Shops! Warps and homes! ■ Minigames BlockParty! Multiple PVP types! TNTRun! ■ MCMMO ■ Crates!

We utilise the towny plugin with economy and mcmmo to make for a fun, casual experience. we also have dedicated helpers, mods and admin who are always available to assist with any problems you may have. we have an enjin website with an innovative voting reward system and also have donation ranks. We also added a homemade reward system, crates! You can get crates by ranking up, finding them, donating and buying them with vote points.

mc.bluedoves.net

BroCraft Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to BroCraft Gaming! Here on BroCraft, we offer 4 different gamemodes, tailored to every players’ liking! We feature:

-Factions -Creative -Minigames -Mega-Builds

We have so much more in store on our server, including recurring events (including Minigame Night), so come join us today at brocraftlive.net! ==================================== For more information, visit our social media or our website:

Website: http://brocraftlive.net Twitter: https://bit.ly/BroCraftTwitter Facebook: https://bit.ly/BroCraftFacebook YouTube: https://bit.ly/BroCraftYouTube

brocraftlive.net

Anarchy hard

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Potions Brewed:	108	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join us to experience true vanilla gameplay without plugins and staff. Try your hacked client to raid bases, build lava walls and everything you love in anarchy. Destroyed spawn and pillager outpost will make your join not easy)

pin.ngel.ru

Chivalry Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	7102
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

What is Chivalry Craft? Chivalry Craft is a growing community, factions server. We offer many perks and rewards for simply playing online and voting to help our server grow. We offer an experience for players to be in control of their faction and their factions permissions. We offer a clean website for player to join and be part of to hear news, updates, and new releases. We also offer a competition Monthly which is announced through the server, that allow players to receive a free donation rank for themselves or a friend. Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqDPodF-68

chivalrycraft.mc-shock.com

Minesane Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to the Minesane Network! Here we provide a competitive yet fun player vs player (pvp) experience. We also have a nice chill community that is always welcoming more people! Currently we have a Free-For-All arena with a little twist. Join today and have fun! play.minesane.net | na.minesane.net | eu.minesane.net / We support version 1.7.X – 1.8X

play.minesane.net

ToeCraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

We are a laid back offline multiverse server with an awesome staff and tons of game modes to pick from. Now with working skins for offline! We have been around since 1.7.2 as a small server, we recently upgraded and overhauled for Spigot 1.8.

toecraft.mooo.com

MCAmsterdam

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Serverip: play.mcamsterdam.net | Website: www.mcamsterdam.net ———————————————————————————————— MCAmsterdam – Home of Amsterdam in Minecraft! Welcome to our new Server Network, we are an international server network. With a professional dutch/english team.

Help us build the city of Amsterdam on scale 1:1, you can start directly! or drive/fly around in vehicles!

Our servers: – Amsterdam – Vehicles/claim system – Creative – Big plots, Worldedit possible – Survival – (Griefprevention/shops/economy) – Skyblock – Parkour (in hub) – GTA (coming soon) – Guns/pvp/quests/vehicles – Gungames (coming soon)

play.mcamsterdam.net

ScriptingLegacy

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	115	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

We are a factions server and or a building / plots server we also try to be as nice as we can we have alot of staff, we are very kind people so please join this server!

scriptinglegacy.cr.rs

CivilianCraft

Economy, Factions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Towns Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

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192.95.46.27

VillageNetwork

Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dimension Hops:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

New Fun Server (survival) Needs Staff and help with a few developing issues with GroupManager. Help Needed!!! New Survival

198.24.162.107

InitiaNova

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Server ip: initianovamc.com

Welcome to InitiaNova! Our server offers a fun and friendly community. We have gyms that you can battle the pokemon you have worked so hard to train in order to win your badge. Collect all 8 badges and battle the Elite Four!

This is a survival server with grief protection so you are free to build a house without the worry of having your building griefed.

The staff is friendly and helpful and we are always watching for good friendly people to join our staff and our gym leaders. Jobs, Quests, Drop Parties, Custom ranks, Shiny starters, mystery crates, marriage, gym leader opportunities and staff opportunities.

initianovamc.com

McRaid

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Mcraid is a Hardcore Faction server, there are many features here in McRaid, here are some features, You can mine spawners with silktouch and they will drop, you CANNOT mine diamonds, you have to TNT them, making this more harder to retrieve diamonds, Donators get sponge, which allow them to defend themselves against non donators, since non donators cannot break sponge, we have a global shop (/shopbuy /shopsell), we have a parkour in spawn, you can get good loot from it, you can INSTANTLY break pumpkins and melons, this is very good for farming.

192.95.37.203

ArcadiaCraft

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4783	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

167.114.106.38

CrucialMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	534289	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

CrucialMC is a high quality server promising to give you entertainment and a great environment to play in! Currently only our OP Prison is open, however with some donations we can grow into a bigger and better server! IP: play.crucialmc.com BuyCraft: store.crucialmc.com

play.crucialmc.com

mc.eclat.lv

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Eclat Network

Choose your gametype and join today.

We offer you 5 gametypes, for your own choice. – SKYPVP – SKYBLOCK: – FACTIONS/PVP/SURVIVAL: – EVENTS: – CREATIVE:

Join Eclat Network today, and find what you’ve havent seen before.

mc.eclat.lv