Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	7927	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

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FinalGame-Hosting.com

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

To a world full of surprises. A PVP survival server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players! Feel Free to join.

Minecraft server: Ip: FinalGame-Hosting.com

FinalGame-Hosting.com

GalaticWar

Tekkit

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Our server has all the plugins you will need to complete your faction tekkit server dream. No Lag and nice staff. we will always help you. Great Spawn map and Portals to so you dont have to walk so long 😉 i hope to see you in my server i need alot of support so please help. hurry up before the nice landscape gets taken!!

88.150.171.99

PureCraftMC

Anarchy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to PureCraftMC! Server IP: play.purecraftmc.com

Tired of the same old prison servers? Tired of having nothing else to do but mine and sell? Then get ready to be fully entertained at PureCraft!

PureCraft compiles all the best features the Prison game type has to offer with our own twist on the rank-up system. We separate ourselves with multiple fun plug-ins such as A-Z, Prestiges, Casino, Custom Enchants, Mine bombs, Mine Crates, Key Crates, Plot Squared, Auctions, Trade System, PVP, and much more!

Everyone has an equal playing opportunity, whether or not you are a donator or not, all kits and economy are balanced!

If you are looking for a new type of Prison and looking to join an amazing community, then PureCraft is the server for you!

play.purecraftmc.com

Kryptech Prison

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	121	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	2227	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

In our server we provide an awesome staff team and group of players! What do we have? Well we have Factions, parkour which you can use to gain money for factions, and also KitPvp with pots! We love to have fun by playing with the new members and are ready to help at all costs! Thanks, Team of Kryptechprison

167.114.43.166

Aurinkomaa

Roleplay

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9061	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mines Excavated:	1363	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Aurinkomaa Survival RPG server

Website: http://www.maailmanloppu.fi Forum: http://foorumit.maailmanloppu.fi Server: suiringomaa.maailmanloppu.fi

Aurinkomaa is back better than ever.

maailmanloppu.fi

TimeSpaceCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Zombie Dances:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6209	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

This is a 1.8 Semi Vanilla Server with economy,GriefPrevention Plugins and More….Do come right now.We also got Donor ranks and Starter Package…More will come soon as well…Do Not Lose your time and come NOW…

192.99.99.224

PixelCub Network

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Server No Premium Hosted No Hamachi 24/7 No Spanish Speaking Lag. Exclusive paid plugins to guarantee security and fun. Network With Minigames and Classics Servers. Survival, Skywars, Factions, Skyblock, KitPVP and More… 100% optimized. Our IP: MC.PIXELCUB.NET Our Website: www.pixelcub.net Our TeamSpeak3: ts3.pixelcub.net Our Twitter: @PixelcubMC Our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/juegaahoramc/ Join our network

mc.pixelcub.net

DoggyCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Items Found:	3549	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

A relaxed server with lots of friendly players 🙂

Build, do some pvp and sell your items in the shops and generally just have some fun!

doggycraft.dk

TeegeeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mines Excavated:	3472	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

TeegeeCraft – Legendary Survival Fun * Girl Owned * * 18+ Only * * Custom Enchants * * Mob Arena * * Keep Inventory * * mcMMO with Fun Tweaks * * Crazy-Fun Fishing System and Rewards * * Player Shops * * Free Daily Scratch Cards* * Drop Parties! Ore Parties! Treasure Hunts! * * and more! *

discord.teegeecraft.net play.teegeecraft.net

play.teegeecraft.net

Artemis Realms

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

SPECIAL OFFER! FREE SKYWARS BOMBERMAN KIT TO ALL NEW PLAYERS UNTIL MONDAY!!! Just create a help ticket (/ticket create) and ask for your kit, and we’ll add it for you.

A new, friendly server. Right now we have our own custom SkyWars, Creative Plots, Factions, and we’re just setting up CTF (War). We plan to have Hunger Games too.

Check out our unique features in SkyWars!!

Sidenote: the “application process” for mod on this server is to come back often, vote regularly and play decently with others. We will look for the best, most helpful players and promote them at our discretion.

mc.artemisrealms.net

AzelcraftMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

AZELCRAFTMC is a small Dedicated Towny cracked 1.12.2 server with customised rpg style mcMMO professions, talkative NPCs with background stories, a diverse and balanced economy that rewards all kinds of gameplay and many carefully selected, customised and tested plugins for things like game changing powerful customised mob bosses with special loot to redstone based elevators in buildings to horseback combat, bleeding mobs, heavy armour to player heads and even many realistic lore friendly crafting recipes for things like chainmail armour, horse armour, saddles, nametags, music discs and many many more! AzelcraftMC players are friendly and welcome all new players into the server community. We invite you to be a part of our journey. If this interests you, then join our community in The Land Of AZELCRAFTMC! You will be surprised!

azelcraftmc.beastmc.com

Wabbit Survival – A Friendly Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Wabbit Survival is a simple, welcoming and friendly Minecraft survival server. We are heavily focused on growing and nurturing our amazing community, and we welcome players of all ages, providing you stick by our simple and fair rules!

We also have a brilliant and dedicated staff team to solve disputes and fix problems quickly. We hope you choose Wabbit Survival to play on, and that you thoroughly enjoy your time with us.

Besides the amazing staff, there are always a bunch of active, and friendly players of all ages online. If by this point you’re still looking for a reason all we can say is join us, and give it a try.

The introduction alone, and our warm, sincere welcomes should convince you. Search no more for a friendly Minecraft survival server, for Wabbit Survival is here!

mc.wabbitface.com

NoKingdom SMP

120server, Active, Activestaff, bedrock, building, Community, Crates, Customitems, Customplugins, Customspawn, Dynmap, Economy, English, Enjoyable, Exploration, Factions, Helpfulstaff, Heros, java, Javabedrockcrossplay, Kingdoms, Parkour, Pets, Petshop, Pinataparty, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewardvoting, Roleplay, Seasonalcrate, Seasonalevents, Skills, smp, Survival, Veinminer, VIPS, Voting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6543
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

The community is amazing & when people are on you are always greeted with a hello & a how have you been. The community is so helpful and Kind. The owners do giveaways quite often giving out free rewards or custom items that is only unique to you.

The amount of things you can do in NoKingdom SMP is endless & its getting bigger & bigger by the day. Come join our server now and check us out.

Server IP: 54.38.94.121:25576Available on both Java & BedrockGame Version: 1.20.2 (Newer version can connect as well)

This server has so much to offer with a wide range of plugins and custom things that are created by the team of devs on the server.NoKingdom SMP is the place to be if you want a vanilla experience but with some twists like custom weapons, food, music, and more.

Current Plugins

AdvancedBanajStartCommandsAuctionHouseBanAnnouncerBeastCoreBeastWithdrawBetterRTPBuyCraftXChatFilterCMILibCommandItemsCommonsCoreProtectCustomCratesDecentHologramsDeluxeMenusDiscordSRVDynmapEconomyShopGUI-PremiumEssentialsXFloodgateGeyserGriefPreventionGSitGuildsInteractiveChatDiscordJobsLuckPermsmcMMOMessageAnnouncerMultiverse-CoreMyPetnuvotifierODailyQuestsOnePlayerSleepOpenInvPinataPartyPistonMOTDPlaceholderAPIPlayerNPCPlayerWarpsProtocolLibQuestsQuickShopRetributionSetSpawnShopKeepersSimpleNoCropTrampleSkinRestorerSpicordSternalBoardTABTimedRewardsUltimateKitsUltimateModerationVaultVeinMinerViaVersionVotingPluginworldeditworldguard

54.38.94.121:25576

Minleoncraft

Factions, Prison

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Join us at MinLeonCraft

✓ Faction ✓ Prison ✓ SkyGrid and more coming soon

IP: MinLeonCraft.com Website: www.MinLeonCraft.com Donate: www.MinLeonCraft.com/shop

MinLeonCraft.com

Area 51 Servers

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

You will experience nothing like Area 51’s Towny Server, with its rich old community that are willing to help and communicate with anyone that needs it. This community needs more active members that are willing to be apart of this one big ‘family’ and enjoy creating towns and being apart of the strange, but amazing, politics. Hope to see you soon helping out and having a great time on Area 51.

This server is a classic version of Towny. Its more like Vanilla but you can make a town and claim your buildings easily. The town prices are low and the server has a essentials based economy. You may use /sell to get money. There are no AdminShops. Everything is fair play and it is recommended to play there.

area51servers.com:9987