Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

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Towny by Modmix Studios

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Potions Brewed:	111	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mines Excavated:	4078

We are a Minecraft Towny, survival server. Explore the world, gather resources, make money (gold), establish a town, build your base, level up your skills, mine spawners, and conquer all the dragons! Towny by Modmix Studios is a friendly place to hang out and have fun.

play.cland.cc

CrafterMaster

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	3352
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

CrafterMaster is a family friendly server with lots of cool features. We have custom plugins and edits of normal plugins. We are inpired by playing survival, Its not grief and no hacking! If you do try to hack all i have to say is good luck! We have a rank system so you can get ranks without paying, and once a month we have a team uhc. This is only avalable for members +. We are looking for staff and builders. Hope you join!

104.219.1.84

WindmillGaming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	118
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Our goal is to provide an excellent server experience for all our players, friends, and visitors as you the community are very important to us. With well-trained, respectful, and dedicated staff team, we do our best to deliver support to any player in need of staff assistance and enjoy playing alongside our amazing community.

windmillgaming.net

CroX-Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Play on one of the best Balkan servers! IP: CroX-Network.info CroX-Network offers you: -> SkyBlock -> SkyPvP -> OpFactions -> Creative -> SkyWars -> RolePlay -> Factions -> SURVIVALGAMES https://www.facebook.com/pages/CroX-Network/356819491162937…

CroX-Network.info

AnimeHeaven

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Modded Anime Survival Server 1.7.10

for MOD DOWNLOADS https://www.dropbox.com/s/cijhfakarr77x2f/AnimeHeaven%20MODS.rar?dl=0

-Lots of Anime Weapons -multi-dimensions like twilight forest and aether -Infernal mobs to make more challenging fights -More enchantments -Magics like witchery and Thaumcraft -Craftable Custom consumable bullet shots -247 uptime

contact thebunny442 on skype if you want help with mods

69.195.134.93

MinePlaceNetworks

Factions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

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5.255.85.204:25874

willycraft

Mini Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

willycraft has pvp,parkour,and king of the hill and comeing soon is CTF,spleef,team death match, so come to our server and coloer your name tag

P.S.do not ask to be a staff meber

willycraft.ddns.net

Atlantica – Custom Modpack

FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Emeralds Found:	1673
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Atlantica (Custom Modpack) – Modded.MC.Atlantica.US:25765 Open to everyone, no world resets, few banned items, GriefPrevention plugin. Simple rules: No griefing, No item duplication, and No PVP unless agreed to prior.

Install instructions are here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/Atlantica/help

Currently running my own modpack with the following mods: BattleGear, Applied Energistics 2, BigReactors, BiomesOPlenty, Carpenter’s Blocks, Chisel2, DenseOres, Enchanting Plus, EnderIO, EnderStorage, EnderTech, ExtraUtilities, IronChest, JABBA, MineFactoryReloaded, NEI, NetherOres, OpenBlocks, OptiFine, Practicalities, RandomThings, RedstoneArsenal, RotateableBlocks, SolarExpansion, SolarFlux, SpecialMobs, Thaumcraft, ThaumicEnergistics, ThaumicExpansion, ThaumicExploration, ThaumicTinkerer, ThermalDynamics, ThermalExpansion, ThermalFoundation, Twilight Forest, Waila, WeaponMod, ZyinsHUD.

Modded.MC.Atlantica.US:25765

Sorrow Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

This a completely vanilla server! and because of that it is white-listed. If you wish to join the server please be aware most the member are older and anyone wishing to join should behave in an adult manner.

If you are looking for a server where you can use the /spawn or set home commands or the ability to teleport to others or such then look somewhere else!

However if you enjoy straight up vanilla survival you are heading in the right direction. This started off as a family server. I opened the server few friends who were left without a server when the Blamethecontroller fan server was changed into a subscriber only server. But it is time to open the door a few new people and to let some new blood on.

Further in formation including the server rules can be found at my website.

If you wish to join the server please head to my website and tell me why you’d like to join via the forum there.

sorrowserver.mcpro.co

BananasCraft

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8465
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Banana’sCraft is mainly known for its magnificent community, its endless hours of gameplay and the different worlds and modes make this an incredibly addictive server!

sv.bananascraft.es

Alexcraft network 2.0

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Towns Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4205	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

We, are a small (wat) server network with ALOT of servers.

We have:

-Factions

-Kitpvp

-Creative AND MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!

198.154.111.196

Klipers Gaming Survival Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	173

IP is play.klipersgaming.com Enjin page is klipersgaming.enjin.com We have: MCMMO, auctions, jobs, grief prevention and a creative world We are a friendly community, with helpful staff and players. You can buy a house in Seascape (spawn), buy a plot, or warp into the wild and build the house of your dreams. We have player shops in BoomTown so players can set up a shop and sell items. Be the top weekly or monthly voter and win rewards. Find us on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/Discord at Kliper’s Gaming

play.klipersgaming.com

Seetiecraft

Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Glad you found your way to our server. A small server for everyone.

After a lot of debate, we came to the decision to bring our old server back into being, which at the time was at maximum capacity with 20 users.

We still had to make a few small changes.

The server is currently installed using Spigot and consists of several worlds. A total of 10 GB of RAM is available for lag-free gaming, which is more than enough. If necessary, we can still upgrade to 32 GB

To help you build without the influence of creppers and co., we have created a property world for you in which, provided your house does not violate the rules, you can build on your property without limits.

We have already prepared something for events too!

Your owner

seetiecraft.net

Rivendor

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to Rivendor! We’re on 1.9! We’re glad you’ve taken interest to us! We’re a small server, but we’re always inviting new players to join us! Now, a little bit about us. We’re a survival server! Some plugins of interest: ChestShop, mcMMO, Economy, CratesPlus, and Infernal Mobs!

mc.rivendor.net

Lords of Vale

Economy, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

A rpg server Were anything may happen become a strong and respected lord or become the lands or become the lands most feared Bandit lord or just become a legondary questor the choice is yours

Vale.beastmc.com