Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	2312	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	3535	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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IronFrost SMP

Aureliumskills, Dungeons, Economy, Leveledmobs, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to IronFrost SMP!

We pride ourselves in providing a warm and welcoming community while also giving players a platform to express themselves and have fun! Our server includes an economy, ranks, dungeons (coming soon) and more!

Feel free to join our discord or the server today if you have questions!

Hope to see you soon!

209.133.211.82:50908

Dailysurvival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1100	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3901	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Server with: Survival Website: www.dailysurvival.be Server-ip: play.dailysurvival.be Video created by : Rambini

play.DailySurvival.be

Cheers Casual Gaming

Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Brand new vanilla server started 3-24-15. Pro server admin looking for staff to help grow, but please don’t join the server and start asking to be oped. Adult owned, operated, and staffed. No zones, rules, or BS, just pure vanilla Minecraft, and will stay that way.

104.238.145.103:10120

EarthRealm Public

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

EarthRealm is home to an established community of passionate creative mega builders which has existed for over four years. Our main public server offers a mix of survival and creative game modes in which players have access to an extensive levelling system, economy, aesthetics and more. We regularly update our servers with new custom content and have a community of active broadcasters and youtubers on our team. We have a total of 6 servers in our network which we will be reopening over the next few months with a variety of gamemodes. You can find more details about us at www.earthrealm.co.uk

public.earthrealm.net:25566

Valhalla SMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

+Looking for serious people(s) to begin building the first cities. Trust me, you’ll be glad you’re one of the first on this Brand New Semi-Vanilla Survival Server!+

Valhalla is a nearly Vanilla SMP Role-Playing server. You join and choose a faction if you please. You can either build alone or within a city capital. We utilize many plugins that make this server great for anyone who just wants to build a nation, and build their wealth! We offer land protection and various other additions that will make your time in Valhalla fun and exciting. How high can you climb the ranks? MCValhalla.com

167.114.157.17:25567

mcfallout.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	136	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4958
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	168	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Server rules: 1. Do not defraud or steal property in other people’s territory 2. Don’t harass other players

That’s it, no other rules. Enjoy Minecraft, factories, farms, redstone, water flow, and try to use your creativity.

Adopting “automated program management”, there is “no administrator” except the server owner. Any questions can be asked in a friendly manner.

cf-21e14a67.mcfallout.net:45375

Diamond Shaft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

We are Diamond Shaft, a medium size community that are constantly adding new servers. Our main server is a Economy, RPG, Survival Server, we also have a Factions server which has mcMMO, Economy, HeadDrops, ObsidianBreaker and more! We are looking for members who want to have a unique community experience that you cannot find on any other server!

Play.DiamondShaft.Com

GeneralMC

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

In our Server we support Three things, 1: Equality for all people, which means our staff will play the same as you and not cheat.2: Fun for all! We make a wide set of minigames, pvp arenas. 3.no grief server and pvp is disabled also we are making minigames. So if these sound like you Then come join our server and we will be glad to have you! We are a young community that is always changing and willing to adapt to players needs not the owners.We have Ranks that are earned and no pay2win perks to make the server fair for everyone

167.114.43.180

MitzCraft

Factions, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Come play on MitzCraft!

We are a Faction/PVP server that will also be adding Hunger Games, Kit PVP, SkyBlock, and more!

Come enjoy playing with us. We are not an amateur server and you are sure to enjoy playing on such an awesome server.

Bring your friends!

!!We are looking for BUILDERS!!

We have a few staff positions available if your prove yourself!

SO COME JOIN US !!!!! IP: 198.23.203.93

198.23.203.93

Imagineering Parks

Roleplay

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Imagineering parks is a recreation of Disney World Florida and Disneyland California and several custom parks designed by our amazing Imagineer team!

main.imagineeringparks.com

ArmedMC

Prison

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to ArmedMC,were a OPrison server and hope u can join ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

108.60.204.69

XPCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Votes:	5094

Welcome to the XPCraft Network!

We take pride in offering completely customized gamemodes and putting our own spin on the classics as well!

Our custom minigame “Shift” takes SkyWars to a whole new level! Mine ores, logs, and podzol to arm yourself and use the shifting platforms to hop between islands. Mine the Alpha Core on the central island more than anyone else within the time limit to win!

Features: – Milestone Kits: Get enough kills and you’ll get some pretty epic gear. – Classes: Choose from 1 of 9 classes. Unlock through network XP or gameplay! – Ore Regeneration: All drops are put right into your inventory! Iron and Gold are also pre-smelted for your convenience! – Stats Tracking: Keep up with your K/D ratio, W/L record, and much more! Check the high scores to see how you stack up! (COMING SOON)

Join us @ mc.xpcraft.com Visit our Website: http://www.xpcraft.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/XPCraftOfficial

mc.xpcraft.com

PvPFeeling – FeelingNetwork

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to PvPFeeling! VERSION 1.7.x – 1.8.x

Hello and welcome to the FeelingNetwork! We are a 2015 slot large Minecraft server that offers you a lot PvP and small modes!

Daniellainand and chris2607 run the server. Visit our minecraft server and see what awaits you! A lot of people program their own game modes and much more So that you don’t get bored, there are even events. Visit my Minecraft server and be amazed at what awaits you ;)!

pvp.pvpfeeling.de

PokeNation

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6133
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are You ABoyOr AGirl?

This Server provides the most immersive Pokemon experience to date.

PokeNation Invite you to take up the challenge of becoming Pokemon Masters!

Facing Gyms along the way, exploring our amazing and custom map, Taking on the Elite 4, Then if your brave enough taking on the Pokemon Champion.

With Tournaments, Minigames, Friendly Staff & Players Your Pokemon Experience will be the best youve ever had!

play.pokenation.us

BattleRaid

Factions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	4217	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Awesome Server with good owners and staff. Really good community of members. Factions Economy Advanced-PvP

198.50.141.82