Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Farms Harvested:	313	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OG Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The OG Network is a minecraft server dedicated to reviving the old style minecraft experience. We are not pay2win, and focus on the player rather than money.We currently have survival games and an SMP on our server, both with many features that have not been seen in years. Come check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreativeFun

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4492
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2064
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Potions Brewed:	104	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.