Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	8096	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6256
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	6044
Magic Items Found:	4917	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	2627	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Animals Bred:	141
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Potions Brewed:	153
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	1967
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	776	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.