Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	New Chunks Explored:	168661
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimension Hops:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ores Mined:	5366
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.