Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7712	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	254

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	93
Enchantments Applied:	152	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	309
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1841	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9116	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	184	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Farms Harvested:	489	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.