Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	192
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
New Chunks Explored:	702563	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	55
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Items Found:	2984
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3423	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	234
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	9420	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Farms Harvested:	784	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	958000	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Items Found:	6471
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crops Grown:	2850
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.