Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	2254

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Alien Abductions:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Void Gems Collected:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	423
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.