Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8471	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1064

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	72	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	460
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1879	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7635	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!