Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2995
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8405	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4932
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	9753

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ores Mined:	6154	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magic Items Found:	6414	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.