Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5715

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Farms Harvested:	397	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	941740	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!