Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	209
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.