Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	778466

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	2308
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Ores Mined:	6529
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	3911

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	1800	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	508	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	3969
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4314	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	2543

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchantments Applied:	263
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	6493	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	351201
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!