Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	129
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8208	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3532	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	3560
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!