Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NautiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

– Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChampiCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Survival y PvP

Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

Sandbox – Practica PvP

New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

Anarchy – Anarchic

You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DarksCorner

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nexus

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: mc.nexus.mn

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SimplyVanilla

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

discord.gg/dP7SqPF

or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

discord.gg/uJDGQWp

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimension Hops:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6645	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Holy Grails Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.