Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	7444
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	836372

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SeraphimCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

*Welcome to our Catholic Minecraft Server! JOIN TODAY TO HELP BUILD THE SERVER FOUNDATION! SeraphimCraft is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join the blossoming community and strengthen your faith with our Scripture quote of the day! *What kind of server is SeraphimCraft? You like to play SMP? We have Multiverse with open worlds and invite-only SMP worlds as well! Enjoy the MMO experience? We have non-invasive AureliumSkills setup with very challenging progression. As well as challenging mobs with varying levels. Enjoy the city life? We have a beautiful castle city with houses and shops to rent, run and earn money! Like Mini-games and Bedwars? We got bedwars, parkour, some pvp and we are working on adding more often! Java Server IP:seraphim.apexmc.co Minecraft Version: The server currently is running on version 1.20 1. Click on the Java IP listed here and copy it: seraphim.apexmc.co 2. Open Minecraft and click the Multiplayer tab and click “Add Server”. 3. Paste the IP into the Add Server option. Click Done and join.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Earth500

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Earth500! An all new all inclusive 1:500 towny server!

We offer a uniquely welcoming experience with a rich and creative history waiting to be added onto.

Plugins that add stuff like guns, playtime rewards, chat games and more!

A vanilla experience with just a touch. Guns, trading, wars, towny, history and more. Come feel immersed in the world of Earth500!

1.19.4 Vanilla MC java website: https://earth500.net/ discord: https://discord.gg/TKzDqmafPz ip: play.earth500.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ores Mined:	2917
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2627	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nimedios

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where adventure and friendship meet a cool SMP! Enter a world full of biomes and structures.

Our server is infused with creativity and innovation, resulting in a Survival Multiplayer experience that will exceed all your expectations. With features like claims, sethomes, crates, ranks and more, we’ve created a dynamic environment where newbies and experienced adventurers alike will feel at home.

Make your mark on the world with our extensive claims system. Protect your territory from invaders and keep your masterpieces safe. Explore the vast landscapes, build breathtaking structures and share your creations with like-minded gamers.

Sethomes allow you to quickly return to your favorite places, while crates add extra excitement to your discoveries. Earn rewards to make your adventures more intense.

Do you want to distinguish yourself? Discover our ranking system and climb to the top. Earn exclusive benefits and prove to the world what you can achieve in this vibrant digital playground.

Our community is the beating heart of the server. Build friendships, forge alliances and collaborate on projects. Our dedicated staff is always ready to assist you and ensure that your gaming experience runs smoothly.

Jump into our server and discover a world full of adventure, friendship and creativity. Build your dreams, claim your territory and become part of a growing community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Void

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Whitelist

Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.