Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	108
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	6266	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6156

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	253	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crops Grown:	1170	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	8074

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9452	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8339
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SmashMC

Mini Games, PvP

We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.