Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2344
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6262	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	6460

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	156	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	9699
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mines Excavated:	4232
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Star Shards Collected:	132
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!