Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4355
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MrCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crops Grown:	9568
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CLC Network

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discover CLC Network!

Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafters Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

multiverse

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9197
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.