Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	6701
Buildings Constructed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	7138
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Alien Abductions:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Join the discord for the full mod-list and info! It includes a dedicated server and community. -Twilight Forest Dimension -The Aether, ProjectE, Mystical Agriculture -Deeper darker, Mekanism, Ars Nov, Iron’s Spells -Better player animations, Better combat mods! -Tons of cosmetics , 200+ unique dungeons -Solar System, Space & Planets to explore (Ad Astra) -A Fresh New World Fully Generated in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Items Found:	3188	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Emeralds Found:	8632

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1812
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	228
Divine Spears Created:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.