Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mohaborey

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

═══════◥◣◆◢◤═══════ Welcome to Mohaborey ═══════◢◤◆◥◣═══════ =============== Server Info ================= Name: Mohaborey Server IP: mohaborey.aternos.me Server Port: 47589 https://discord.gg/hJgfVpNcUd

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Friendly Craft

PvE

Welcome to Friendly Craft! This server is PvE and not PvP. This server is survival and it has LuckyBlocks. It is recommended if you turn on server resource/texture packs for this server. We need staff. I hope you enjoy the server and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

2b2d, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Cheating, Cheats, classic, Creative, Creativeanarchy, Creativeanarchyserver, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Ffa, Grief, Griefers, Griefing, Hack, Hackedclient, Hacks, Hacksallowed, HARD, Neverreset, Neverresets, Nochatreport, Nochatreports, Nolag, Noreports, Noreset, Noresets, Nostaff, Public, PvP, Pvpcreat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Xray

”The most creative anarchy server”join the discord! https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa

I aim to create a vanilla creative mode Minecraft experience.

End portal locations: -1286 886 and 968 -1497

Offline/not working? try some other ip’s: mc.2b2d.org | 2b2d.creativeanarchy.net

Creative Anarchy

Updates since last year:

– [NEW] I now have a discord for the time being!https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa [See player history/updates]

– Over a 1000 people have joined 2b2d! 8/23/23

– Updated from 1.18.2 to 1.19.4

– Various updates to the server to make the playing experience better. (mostly stability stuff)

– Updated Anti-Cheat (2b2t 1.12 like) (wayy looser though)

Available Commands:

– /help (see the important commands)

– /gamemode survival or /gm s /gm c

– /tpa [playername] (Since its creative i think its fine on a server like this.)

– /warp spawn (warps you to 0 0) (same reasons as tpa)

– /stats (see the amount of people who joined and other stuff)

– /playtime (see your playtime)

– /fly (useful for survival)

– /speed (both for walking and flying)

– /sethome (same reason as tpa)

– /nick (don’t know why might disable later)

– /msg /w /r /ignore /whisper (chat messages)

– /mail (send messages to offline players)

– /suic*de (respawns your player)

– /clear (clear your inventory)

– /seen (see the last time a specific player joined this server)

To see the TPS and Ping, look at the player list.

About the server/history:

back in the day my server (ssmsurvival.theworkpc.org:25565) was just a regular survival anarchy server i made for fun. i added the creative anarchy world on the 5th of may 2022.I realised people were way more interested in that so i quickly made the creative world the main world on my server. Thats when creativeanarchy.netwas also born. The survival world has since been removed. The server was very exploitable at the time, illegal items were allowed and people went litteraly crazy. crashing the server everyday. the server has sincebeen fully updated to prevent any crashing and exploiting. With the help of some amazing people. This is the only server were you can find alag free, stable Creative anarchy experience. The server map will neverreset. there is no admin interference. and will run 24/7 for years to come.

Support

Supported versions: [1.12.2 to 1.20.4]

For the quickest way to support, type this ingame.

/mail send 2b2dBot [Message]

For larger questions, please refer to my email [email protected]

Join now! 2b2d.org

what does 2b2d stand for? Its all up to you. The server itself is called Creative Anarchy

Spawn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RetroCraft

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the RETROCRAFT Minecraft server

RetroCraft is a server dedicated to pure survival Minecraft (with some added bonuses). We’re brand new and completely open to developing more unique features to enhance your multiplayer Minecraft experience, so feedback is greatly appreciated. On RetroCraft you have unlimited freedom..to build, explore, and mine as much as you would like. Our staff is dedicated to the server and will always be available to help in any situation. Have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	225	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KilladizNetwork

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

!!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

VOTE FOR THIS SERVER

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

#addons, PvP, Qol, smp, Survival

Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

There are also some commands:

– /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

[ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NugCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	6695	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

1v1, Adventure, Archery, Arena, Bows, Castlewars, Checkers, Creative, Friendly, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Paintball, PvP, Realtimestrategy, RPG, Rts, SKY, Skywars, Snowball, Survival, Unique, world

A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

Gamemodes:

Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	3590
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Java edition only.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	9425	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MagicWorld

Survival

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3211	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.