Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Emeralds Found:	1432
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8431
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BD Crafters

Survival

▬▬▢BD CRAFTERS NETWORK▢▬▬

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☛ɪᴘ ᴀᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ:☛ ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069☛ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ/ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host ᴘᴏʀᴛ: 42069

▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

▪ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅꜱ:◈ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ◈ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ʜᴀʟʟ◈ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ◈ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʀᴇɴᴀ◈ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ◈ ᴢᴏᴏ◈ ᴀQᴜᴀʀɪᴜᴍ

◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	134	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	126

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	1573

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Budcraft Survival Towns & War PLAY.BUDCRAFTMC.COM DISCORD: https://discord.gg/7TyWJgBzN5 SURVIVAL | TOWNY | PVP | WAR | ECONOMY Budcraft is a survival pvp server which we created to fit the needs of our original vanilla survival server. We offer towny! Either join one of the 20 towns on our server, or create your own. Go even further! Go to war with another town, and walk away with all their loot and land. We are currently taking applications for helpers. Must be active. We also offer an affordable donation rank which we offer to keep the server alive. THIS IS A NON PROFIT SERVER. WE ARE 100% LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY AND RESPECT EVERYONE ON ALL CIRCUMSTANCES

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

{ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

2b2tlike, Anarchy, Bal, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, English, Fulltime, Handmade, Indev, Keepinv, Kits, Oparmor, Optools, Opweapons, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Uptime, Usa, Welcoming

Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PryzmCraft

Anarchy, Survival

Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted

New server

Discord

Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Forever Play

Roleplay, Towny

Forever Play is a multiplayer, Minecraft community where you can customize your character, make friends, chat, design your own apartment, and so much more.

The Forever Play world is designed to allow players to create, explore, imagine and play. Around here, it’s about being who you are and meeting awesome unique people! with SchoolRP!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hubnetwork

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Advanced survival server 1.16X-1.20X

Boxpvp, lava rising will be added soon

Come on and start the adventure!!!!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9311	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WarlockMC – Aus Towny – Staff Needed!

Anarchy, Dangerous, Elitemobs, Geopolitics, Minigames, Survival, Towny

The Australian Towny & Geopolitics Server

Dynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com

Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.com

Geopolitical roleplay server. Casus bellis are required for war, nations and towns must be on theme. Nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum.

We have 6 nation states and 31 sovereign towns in total.

These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade.In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server.

Our mini-games & other features include:– Premium Quests, Dungeons and Elite Mobs– Premium McMMO– Infinite Parkour– Mob Arena– Murder Mystery (AMONG US)– Build Battle (Compete to see who builds the best build OR play a Guess-The-Build pictionary game!)

IP: warlock-mc.comBedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

e1aw

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a new and up to date anarchy server as a new server we are still in development feel free to join and have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8830
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.