Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Star Daze

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

100% Survival server with ranks & custom plugins such as, warps, spawners, sethomes, colored texted and more! Make new friends and play survival, everyone is welcomed! We would love to see new players!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Worldwide MC Alliance

The Australian Multi-Purpose Server

It is recommended that you visit our website to get detailed information on all our features, current and future, and other useful pages (like Dynmap)! Looking for a server where you can play almost any game type, but still have the comfort of being part of a community? The the Worldwide Minecraft Alliance is probably for you.

We are an Australian-hosted Australian-run multi-purpose server that is constantly evolving to include features requested by players. At the moment, you can spend most of your time playing Survival, Creative or Skyblock, while on days when you feel like playing something else, join other players in any of our minigames.

Current Available Features

Survival (as vanilla as possible, with obvious warp, teleportation, and protection), Creative (plot-based, 100×100, impossible to grief), SkyBlock (play by yourself or with some friends)

Capture The Flag (requires at least 2 people per team), Spleef (quite a large arena), Mob Arena (fight mobs like there’s no tomorrow), Paintball (the latest and greatest in snowball-throwing fun), Hunger Games (with the Survival Games 2 map)

Chess (both small boards and large ones, against friends or bots), Battleships (the classic game), Connect Four (also known as four-in-a-row), Tetris (single player, classic, fun)

Current Rules & Regulations

Here are the basics: We don’t allow griefing, stealing, spam, or abuse. No PvP in Survival. Hacks and mods that we believe are unfair are not allowed. We don’t give staff positions to anyone we don’t trust. No advertising other servers. Read them all in detail here.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fawnserver

Survival

a friendly survival server where you can have fun and survive with me and build giant bases that go to height limit.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CreepThis

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	8178	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

minecraft server

Survival

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

222craft.net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

RPG Survival Server. Storyline, Ranks, mcMMO, Competitions, Server Wide Economy, Trade, Shops, Minigames, Mob & PvP Arenas, Tournaments, Fanfictions, Expansions, more…

99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DuelsSea

PvP

A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

World of Bros

Economy, Survival

WoB (World Of bros) is a strong, close community built off of trust. we have good admins watching for greifers and good support. We have a money system and shops to buy things. i think you will like our server. go check out the website for more info worldofbros.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Infinity Minecraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocks and Gold

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MysticalLandz

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7574	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Torinet

Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

Now with Hunger Games!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!