Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WrathPvP

This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4947
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3402	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!